"How To" appreciate America.

1.) Go to Europe, particularly Spain or France.

2.) Exchange $50.00 American dollars, and only get $26 euro back.

3.)Walk on the streets of Paris and take a deep breath of body odor.

4.) Get harassed by a French guy in a metro station and a hairy Hispanic garbage man.. who obviously does not understand "get your f-ing hands off of me".

5.) Go to a French restaurant and get into an argument with the French waitress and get accused of not already paying even though she just took and brought back your Visa card.

6.) Not wear shorts on the hottest day ever, because it shouts tourist and somehow is not apart of their style unless you are an athlete.

7.) Drink the Water

8.) Pay to use the bathroom everywhere you go.